About Me
- Michael Zeleny
- A perpetual student of philosophy moonlighting as a performance artist, black hair & hazel eyes, standing 5'11", weighing 185 lbs, measuring 48"-34"-36". Athletic, powerful, brilliant, tasteful, considerate, tolerant, presentable, punctilious, positively thoughtful, perpetually serious, unimpeachably modest, self-effacingly humble, harmoniously heterosexual, and utterly unencumbered by physical and mental baggage, notwithstanding a senile Jewish mother, a hot Asian girlfriend, a smelly Japanese-canine-American companion, five tons of abstruse books, and several temperamental Italian bolides. “Ut comœdi, moniti ne in fronte appareat pudor, personam induunt, sic ego hoc mundi teatrum conscensurus, in quo hactenus spectator exstiti, larvatus prodeo.”